Affiliate

Affiliate? With meeeeee? That's...so kind. *tear*
There is really not a very high "standard" for affiliating. You don't need to be a mecha of a site. However, there are a few things that are required:

1.) No ads. Plain and simple.
2.) Good content. Are you sub-par, or something different?
3.) Design. Is the site easy to get around? Is it visually appealing?
4.) No GeoCities, Angelfire, Tripod, etc., addresses. If your site is truly amazing, though, this can be overlooked.

If you think your site meets that set of criteria, then you can just ship out your site and some basic info to katana(at)randomthunk(dot)net. And don't be afraid. I'm just a psycho nut underneath. XD